How to FAIL at Agiel Lee Elliott We are agile, we stand up! Let me - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

How to FAIL at Agiel Lee Elliott

We are agile, we stand up!

Let me check my notes…

Here are the issues I found and we will discuss during this retrospective.

Time to retro, sit down, shut up and write some notes

We are too busy to have retrospectives

1 point equals 1 person day O

Measuring for the wrong reason.

Everything in the backlog must be done NOW.

They are the best developer we have, it’s okay if they are a bit eccentric.

Sprints are longer than 3 weeks

All communication MUST be done by Email.

Summary on how to fail • Think that only standups make you agile • Bringing notes to a standup • One person retrospectives • Half of retrospective writing post-its • Too busy to have Retrospectives • Mandating what story points represent • Using Metrics for evil. • Tolerating brilliant jerks • Really long sprints • CYA with emails

Learn from your mistakes, make new ones! Thank you! Thanks to Ava Blade for the Lee Elliott invite! @TheLeeElliott