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And Ti e Voice of Reason We have all of these tools and techniques, but are we any better? PRESENT Modern Software Development Anti-Patterns Reconciliation by Scot A Harvest Note the lack of flu fg y animals in this talk - that's right

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We have all of these tools and techniques, but are we any better?

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Reconciliation by Scot A Harvest

Modern Software Development Anti-Patterns

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Note the lack of flufgy animals in this talk - that's right people this shit just got serious

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  • 1. Conference-Driven

Delivery

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Hecklers that suggest this talk resembles this anti-pattern...

Nothing to do with this talk whatsoever!

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Real pros hack code and write their slides minutes before their talks

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PPPPPP

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Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance

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  • 2. Mortgage-Driven

Development

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In these tough economic times..

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source code on a USB key, no documentation, don't communicate etc

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Don't succumb to fear

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Don't be a Cave Troll Documentation Coding is a social activity

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  • 3. Distracted By Shiny

Always use the latest bleeding edge technologies! No IDE support? Well you an just use vi like a real developer right? You'll be on hacker news!

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3.a. CV++

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Always use the latest tech, it'll put you ahead

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No IDE support? Well you an just use vi like a real developer right? You'll be on hacker news!

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Prototype and evaluate

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Carfey.com search for why developers keep make technology choices boredom, CV++, Peer Pressure, Lack of understanding, solving non-existing problems

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  • 4. Design Driven Design

UML is king Generate your code from UML

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UML Code Generators are awesome

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Design for what you need now

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  • 5. Pokemon Patterns

Gotta catch them all! Must use at least 5 of the GoF

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Use *all* of the GoF design patterns

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Gotta catch them all! DefaultAbstractFactoryFactoryBean

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The appropriate design pattern is your friend

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Lifecycle: Design Pattern --> Framework --> Language Feature

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  • 7. Tuning by Folklore
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I performance tune by lighting black candles

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Measure, don't guess.

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Empirical evidence trumps intuition

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  • 8. The Deity
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All the code in one file.. easier to search

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Discrete components are vital in today's distributed world

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Empirical evidence trumps intuition

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  • 9. Lean Startup Ninja
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Compiles? == Ship it!

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Continuous Delivery is a business enabler

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Empirical evidence trumps intuition

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  • 10. <crowd sourced>
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I'll make it up as I go along

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I'll prove Martijn wrong :-)

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Empirical evidence trumps intuition

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Thanks! Martijn - @karianna & Ben - @kittylyst