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Talk is cheap. IT tale by an embittered storyteller #talkischeap http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/es/ #talkischeap Pedro Gonzlez Serrano (aka NITEMAN) Performance and process consultant Sysadmin 10,5 years working with

Talk is cheap. IT tale by an embittered storyteller #talkischeap http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/es/
#talkischeap
Pedro González Serrano (aka NITEMAN) Performance and process consultant Sysadmin 10,5 years working with Drupal @NITEMAN_es http://niteman.es #talkischeap
Ladies and gentlemen... I guess that takes in most of you #talkischeap
Once upon a time… #talkischeap
...and fortunately we are not Alone in the dark... #talkischeap
BUT #talkischeap
…I have no illusions. I lost them on my travels #talkischeap
WHY? #talkischeap
Why do we talk and blog more about desires rather than realities? #talkischeap
STOP making-up reality #talkischeap
#talkischeap
Why do we fear to recognize our doubts, fails or lack of expertise? #talkischeap
be brave, open and frank #talkischeap
#talkischeap
Why do we hide the problems under the carpet? #talkischeap
be suspicious about perfection #talkischeap
Why are we so uncritical with things we read/view/listen? #talkischeap
take everything with a grain of salt #talkischeap
Why do we follow trends in our technical decisions? Overlay anyone? #talkischeap
don’t be a sheep #talkischeap
#talkischeap
Why do we take so short-sighted / short-term decisions? #talkischeap
always look beyond #talkischeap
#talkischeap
Why do we jump into The Next Big Thing wagon hoping it will solve our lives? GraphQL anyone? #talkischeap
don’t be a fashion victim don’t be a magpie #talkischeap
It’s not a game! Is there still room for hope? #talkischeap
SO #talkischeap
install your brain #talkischeap
know thyself #talkischeap
and let’s talk... … in the end it’s cheap #talkischeap
So long and thanks for all the fish! http://bit.ly/NITEMAN-talkischeap #talkischeap
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