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HOW TO DEPLOY YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE IN JUST 13.8 BILLION YEARS Ingrid Burrington | @ lifewinning | lifewinning.com HOW TO DEPLOY YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE IN JUST 13.8 BILLION YEARS CARL KNEW!! STEP ONE TO COMPUTER: MAKE A UNIVERSE STEP TWO TO

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HOW TO DEPLOY YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE IN JUST 13.8 BILLION YEARS

Ingrid Burrington | @ lifewinning | lifewinning.com

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HOW TO DEPLOY YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE IN JUST 13.8 BILLION YEARS

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CARL KNEW!!

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STEP ONE TO COMPUTER: MAKE A UNIVERSE

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STEP TWO TO COMPUTER: VARIOUS EXPLODING STARS

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Step Four STEP THREE TO COMPUTER: PLATE TECTONICS BABY

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Step Five STEP FOUR TO COMPUTER: IT’S ALIVE!!!

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STEP FIVE TO COMPUTER: CIVILIZATIONS I GUESS

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A FEW HUMAN THINGS THAT HAPPEN BEFORE COMPUTER:

  • Tools
  • Language (Spoken)
  • Maths
  • Pyramids somehow
  • A Magna Carta
  • Language (Written)
  • Organized religion(s)
  • The Protestant Reformation
  • The printing press
  • The transatlantic slave trade
  • Railroads
  • Petroleum production
  • Imperialism
  • Capitalism
  • Communism
  • Confucianism
  • A couple of world wars
  • Domesticated animals
  • Agriculture
  • Libraries
  • Class stratification
  • The metric system
  • Time zones
  • Aviation
  • Guns
  • A distinction between alchemy

and chemistry

  • The French Revolution
  • The concept of “the patriarchy”
  • The Silk Road (the first one)
  • Motion pictures
  • Opium Wars
  • Stock markets
  • The Bureau of Reclamation
  • The concept of “robots” (TY

Josef Čapek)

  • Lots of genocide
  • The Enlightenment I guess
  • Marcel Duchamp
  • Universal suffrage
  • A Bronze Age
  • Music (just like, as a thing)
  • Islam
  • Dentistry
  • The Hippocratic oath
  • Boats
  • Principles of navigation
  • Astronomy
  • Hinduism
  • Oligarchies
  • Wheels, motherfucker!!
  • Sappho
  • Supply chains (but we didn’t

really call them that yet exactly)

  • Dancing
  • Concepts of an afterlife
  • Nuclear weapons
  • Heliocentrism
  • The Aztecs
  • Figuring out how to make fire
  • Weaving
  • The Bauhaus
  • Psychology
  • Pollution
  • Cave paintings of Lascaux
  • Witchcraft
  • Fused quartz glassware
  • Mormons
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OK NOW WE MIGHT BE READY TO COMPUTER!!

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NOTHING WORKS LIKE THIS

THE INTERNET AS THE MOST AMBITIOUS TERRAFORMING PROJECT OF CIVILIZATION

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BASICALLY EVERY BANK STILL RUNNING COBOL RIGHT NOW IS KRANG

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ACTUALLY, MAYBE EVERYTHING IS KRANG

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TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF TECHNICAL DEBT (PROBABLY MORE TBH)

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WHAT TIMESCALE ARE YOU WORKING ON

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WHAT’S YOUR TEN THOUSAND YEAR MESSAGE TO THE FUTURE

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THANK YOU

Ingrid Burrington | @ lifewinning | lifewinning.com