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EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
https://twitter.com/emojimashupface/status/ 1165451386965962754
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
whois ivana
- Sometimes paints mugs
- Has way too many plants
- Sometimes speedruns
- Builds aiohttp-based APIs and
webservices at wegfjnder
- Likes Python somewhat
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Things I’ve Learned
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Everything sucks.
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Everything sucks.
Except maybe Postgres. Postgres sucks a bit less than the other things.
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- Everyone. Has.
Opinions.
Image by Gerhard Gellinger from Pixabay
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Enter
The Internet.
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Enter
The Internet.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jma3bd/ray-tomlinson-late-inventor-of-e-mail-what-hath-thou-wrought
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Enter
The Internet.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jma3bd/ray-tomlinson-late-inventor-of-e-mail-what-hath-thou-wrought
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Enter
The Internet.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jma3bd/ray-tomlinson-late-inventor-of-e-mail-what-hath-thou-wrought
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/synonym-rolls
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/synonym-rolls
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/synonym-rolls
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
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Becoming a Better Programmer, According to
The Internet.
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Don’t Go to Meetups & Conferences
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Give Unsolicited Advice
(a good programmer)
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Don’t Talk to Inanimate Objects
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Don’t Talk to Inanimate Objects
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Don’t Talk to Inanimate Objects
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Just Get This Amazing Thing (c)
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Just Get This Amazing Thing (c)
https://s3fjles.core77.com/blog/images/2011/10/0pizzapro01.jpg
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness (a good programmer)
Fit a Stereotype
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness (a good programmer)
Fit a Stereotype
Me in 2009 →
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Just Type Faster (Duh)
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Wear Out the Correct Keys
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Don’t Read the Docs
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Go Back in Time
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Set Up Tooltips, Make a Setup, Set Up Tab Stops
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Write Tons of Code
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Write Tons of Code
(But Give It to Someone Else to Maintain)
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Write Tons of Code
(But Give It to Someone Else to Maintain)
return(b,a)[a<b]
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EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
On Rockstars, Ninjas, and 10x Engineers
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EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
The Balsamico Sauce (BS) Detector
Possibly legit
apply additional BS fjlters
Balsamico sauce vibes
nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard Covertly tries to sell you something
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard Covertly tries to sell you something
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard Covertly tries to sell you something Blatantly tries to sell you something
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
Covertly tries to sell you something Blatantly tries to sell you something
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard Covertly tries to sell you something Blatantly tries to sell you something Tells you to dance around a campfjre on the 6th full moon
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
It’s physically impossible to do what the author wants you to do Condescending towards people who do need meet some arbitrary standard Covertly tries to sell you something Blatantly tries to sell you something Tells you to dance around a campfjre on the 6th full moon
Possibly legit apply additional BS fjlters Balsamico sauce vibes nope
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
So What Can You Do?
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
- Practice.
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EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
- You have a far bigger infmuence on the culture of the
community you’re part of than you realize.
EuroPython 2020 @jenxness
10x engineer < 10 1x engineers
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pip install engineerquiz
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Thank You!
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References
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be a a better co coder? T ? Type faster. https://htmlpasta.com/want-to-be-a-better-coder-type-faster/
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the difg fgerence ce b between w wannabe programmers and r real p programmers ? ? https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difgerence-between-wannabe-programmers-and-real-programmers
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do y you u spot a a 10 10x engineer? https://twitter.com/skirani/status/1149302828420067328
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to Beco come a 1 10x E 0x Engineer https://blog.codegiant.io/how-to-become-a-10x-engineer-492fa3f57101
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10x engineers https://twitter.com/skirani/status/1149302828420067328
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that you’ u’re a a good p programmer http://www.yacoset.com/Home/signs-that-you-re-a-good-programmer
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10 ways to b be a a bad programmer https://www.getfjlecloud.com/blog/10-ways-to-be-a-bad-programmer/
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does one beco come a a r rock ckstar e engineer? https://www.quora.com/How-does-one-become-a-rockstar-engineer
- So y
you w want t to be a a R Rock ck S Star Developer? Maybe y you s shoul uld reco consider. https://programmers.blogoverfmow.com/2012/10/so-you-want-to-be-a-rock-star-developer-maybe-you-should-reconsider/
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Do Y You u Sport a Wannabe P Programmer? https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-spot-a-wannabe-programmer
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Reasons Why the I Internet Is t the Worst T Thing t to H Happen t to Humanity https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jma3bd/ray-tomlinson-late-inventor-of-e-mail-what-hath-thou-wrought