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No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get - - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get Back to You After the Apocalypse? Back to You After the Apocalypse? You are all totally fucked. Part 1 The Death of Everything Newspapers But Dont, You Know, Pay For Them

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No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get No, Tuesday's No Good. Can I Get Back to You After the Apocalypse? Back to You After the Apocalypse?

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Part 1

You are all totally fucked.

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The Death of Everything

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Newspapers

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But Don’t, You Know, Pay For Them

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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Magazines

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= Magazines

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= Magazines

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Broadcast Stations

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TV Networks

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Cable

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Online

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Why the Internet is Failing as an Advertising Medium

"It couldn't be more straightforward. It is a disequilibrium between supply and demand."

Randall Rothenberg, president Interactive Advertising Bureau

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Because He Can

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“The Audience is There…”

“…all we need is a business model.”

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Fe Fi Fo Fum?

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The Revolution Will Not Be Monetized

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The Revolution Will Not Be Monetized

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Part 2

How to get unfucked.

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Take Me to Your Followers

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Branded, Useful, Cheap

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The Widgetal Age

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Miners

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Behavioral

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Who Buys Flat-Panel TVs?

22) People shopping online for flat-panel TVs

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Who Buys Flat-Panel TVs?

1) People looking at military content.

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Put Those Smart Phones Away

There is no such website as marketingsluts.com.

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Case History J.O.N.

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First There Was the Word

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Word of Link

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Search Term: “Hottest Babe”

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Search Term: “Miserable Failure”

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Your Logo Here

UHAUL - SUCKS . com . . . U-HAUL SUCKS

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Does the Jury Have Any Questions Before Retiring for Your Deliberations?” “We Have a Verdict, Your Honor.”

Good Bad

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Oh, Just a Little Something I Threw Together to Blackmail the Largest Cable Company in the World

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Jihad to Be There

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drvr drnk off hs ass

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TheChaosScenario.net

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One More Time, That’s…

TheChaosScenario.net

(You can use your smart phones now)

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Mix ‘n’ Match or Collect the Whole Set!