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Welcome to PromCon EU 2019 Richard Hartmann @TwitchiH 2019-11-07 Richard Hartmann @TwitchiH Welcome to PromCon EU 2019 Welcome You have no idea how overworked I am.. ..or how hard it was to make this happen.. ..or how happy I am that it IS


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Welcome to PromCon EU 2019

Richard Hartmann @TwitchiH 2019-11-07

Richard Hartmann @TwitchiH Welcome to PromCon EU 2019

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Welcome

You have no idea how overworked I am.. ..or how hard it was to make this happen.. ..or how happy I am that it IS actually happening now.

Richard Hartmann @TwitchiH Welcome to PromCon EU 2019

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I put precisely zero work into my ModBus and closing talks up to now

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Welcome

I am not telling you this because it’s OK or normal, but as a warning: Don’t burn yourself out Reach out to others who seem to be in too deep

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Welcome

CNCF started initiatives around mental health, and I applaud them for this

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It’s a privilege to be here. For me And for you

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Privilege

Software is changing the world

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Privilege

Software is eating the world

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Privilege

And you are part of that

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Climate catastrophe

The climate catastrophe is also eating the world

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Climate catastrophe

And you are part of that

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Climate catastrophe

Show of hands

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Climate catastrophe

We are using up bags from the last two years. Should we print new ones? Do you want printed schedules next time?

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Climate catastrophe

We are still printing shirts, as you value them Unless you plan to wear yours, put them back for others

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Climate catastrophe

Attendee gift is a food bowl Speaker gift is a spoon

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Climate catastrophe

That leaves travel

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Climate catastrophe

Tom Wilkie approached me, wanting to offset attendee travel CO2 by 100%

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Climate catastrophe

I asked him ”Why not 200%?” Why stop at being carbon neutral when we need to be carbon negative?

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Climate catastrophe

Grafana is offsetting all conference travel and food for all attendees by 200%

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Climate catastrophe

I intend to try and get other conferences to do the same

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Climate catastrophe

Why don’t you start a conversation about this at your company?

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Climate catastrophe

And yes, offsetting is a stopgap But it’s a start

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Janitorial

Speaking about food.. Lunch is pretty late, plan your day to accommodate Not our ”fault”, venue necessity

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Janitorial

Toilets on both sides of this room

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Janitorial

SSID: GoogleGuestPSK Password: pUp3EkaP Also in the ”Know before you go” email

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Be excellent to each other

If anyone uses question time to make a statement, we will shut them down. If you want to give a lightning talk, write yourself in :)

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Be excellent to each other

We have a colour coding system Green == Feel free to talk to me Yellow == Only talk to me if I know you Red == Do not talk to me or record me directly

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Be excellent to each other

If you feel unsafe, approach anyone with a staff badge.

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Be excellent to each other

I hope you have fun

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Be excellent to each other

I know I will

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Be excellent to each other

Be excellent to each other

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